Saturday, March 5, 2011

10 Things I Can Now Say After Attending an 'America's Got Talent' Auditions Taping

americas-got-talent-piers-morgan-sharon-osbourne-howie-mandel.jpgAmerica's Got Talent kicked off its auditions tapings this week in Seattle, and they might be traveling to a city near you soon. If that's the case, I highly recommend attending a show, as I did last night. Picture a really high production value middle school talent show: Seemingly endless, involving countless moments of embarrassing disaster, but also some real gems--of both unintentional hilarity and, yes, genuine talent. And it was FREE!

Plus, now that I've been to one, I can truthfully say all of these things:

10. "Yes, Nick Cannon is that beautiful in person. And he's stunning in lime green."

9. "Once, I was a part of the best audience ever in the history of the world. Just ask the MC who told us that a thousand times throughout the show!"

8. "Booing and heckling are not as fun when you're forced to do them by a director. Neither are clapping, chanting, or screaming, "HOW-IE! HOW-IE!" I know this from experience."

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