Wednesday, June 15, 2011

'Pretty Little Liars' Fan Columnist: 'A' is for ... Alive?

pll 6-13.jpgMany people consider Memorial Day to be the official start of summer. I declare a new national holiday to mark the start of the scorching season: June 14 is Pretty Little Liars Day. Season 2 premiered tonight, and boy is it a hot one. Last season ended on a high note (literally), as Ian's life hung in the balance. But when the cops arrived, there was no body to be found. This season picks up right where we left off, as Emily astutely notes, "Unless we're saying Ian's a zombie, somebody moved his body." Uh, Emily honey ... haven't you heard? The show's been renamed Pretty Little Zombies. Nevermind, I'm just being silly. Let's leave the supernatural business to The Nine Lives of Chloe King. This looks like a good old-fashioned conspiracy. Do I smell a rat named A?

Officer Garrett is acting uber creepy, which is totally unsurprising, considering his liaison with Jenna. Garrett hates asking the liars to lie, which is ironic. Duh, that's what they do best. Still, he wants them to cover up the fact that they were blackmailing Ian, and that Garrett was even involved in the first place. So now they've got a new secret, can they keep it? Ah, I have missed these scintillating opening credits.

Halle Berry Conan OBrien Fergie Reese Witherspoon

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