?American Horror Story? Is Awful. Don?t Miss It.

Ever since viewing the pilot for “American Horror Story“, I’ve had the same conversation about it over and over again. So instead of crafting the observations from those various interactions into a standard review/warning, I’ll just transcribe a version of it for you.

So, the new fall shows. You’ve seen them, right?

Yup.

(At this point, the questioner gets an excited gleam in his/her eye.)

Have you seen “American Horror Story”?

(Long pause.)…..Yes.

And?

(Me, convulsing): GaaaaaaaaAAAAAAugh. It’s not good. Really not good. That’s an understatement. Watching it was like being punched in the face by a crazed gorilla.

Too bad. I was really looking forward to that one.

Understandable. After all, Ryan Murphy and FX are experts at…

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